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Funny Beer Belly Tee — "This Isn't a Beer Belly, It's the Fuel Tank to a Sex Machine" T-Shirt

Funny Beer Belly Tee — "This Isn't a Beer Belly, It's the Fuel Tank to a Sex Machine" T-Shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
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Rustic, tongue-in-cheek and made to be worn with a grin. This relaxed cotton tee carries a vintage pub-poster vibe: warm brown tones, illustrated beer mugs, and bold lettering that reads like a late-night joke among friends. It sits loose at the shoulders and falls straight through the body, so it layers easily under a flannel or stands on its own during backyard barbecues. The lightweight, midweight cotton keeps the print crisp and comfortable, while the tubular knit and ribbed collar hold their shape wash after wash. Wear it to the local brewery, to game day, or when you want to turn heads with humor — it reads like someone who takes their downtime seriously and their jokes even more so.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG for main art, DTF for sleeves/inner labels) for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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