This classic cotton tee wears its sarcasm like a badge. A clean white crew neck printed with a gritty, distressed graphic that reads "I bet your birthstone is a crack rock," finished with dark metallic tones and scattered gritty texture. It settles into the wardrobe as a casual statement piece — worn with worn denim, a flannel tied at the waist, or layered under a jacket. The soft, midweight fabric and relaxed fit make it comfortable enough for long days while the bold, humorous artwork starts conversations and invites a wry smile.
Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for durability and shape retention - Direct-to-Garment prints for front artwork; DTF used on sleeves/labels for crisp detail - Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label for irritation-free wear - OEKO-TEX® certified; meets safety standards and includes a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
