This comfy cotton tee carries a cheeky, rebellious vibe — a sleepy-eyed possum clutching a coffee mug and a bottle, captioned “Fueled by Caffeine, Ibuprofen, and Rage.” It wears like a wink to late nights, parenting chaos, and the people who survive on sarcasm and strong coffee. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar and durable. The print is sharp and detailed, with extra crispness on sleeves and neck labels thanks to mixed DTF/DTG techniques. Wear it when you’re running on fumes, laughing at life’s absurdities, or need clothing that speaks before you do.
Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year‑round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention - Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG on main design for crisp detail - Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, meets safety and chemical standards - Made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced U.S. cotton; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
